Pick of the week so far: He opened with, “I searched for older ladies and found this site lol. Are you into younger guys?” Me: “I’m into men, not boys doing market research.” Him:“Yes you’re right. May I see more of you?” Me: “Class dismissed.” Him: “OK.” At least he folded with grace.

Another day, another guy trying to explain himself: "I have needs but I prefer keeping the same one as the connection is better" (However earlier he said he had 2 this year) "I don't do it only for my needs, I'm attracted to them and want them to feel good. I...

Today's giggle from that platform: PM from someone with a profile called "nakedhandyman" trying to be charming. me: How lucky do you get with that profile name ? him: pretty lucky me: ah good, so you clearly don't need any attention from me then him: Your attention is always needed. You are Fifi! And that...

his reply today: My point was that you have from what I can tell superb lips My response: Noted. Compliment received-TY. The rest felt unnecessary and patronising Hopefully this will put an end to this by suggesting I could “do well in a kissing booth” and framing it as some sort of earning...

Were Leinster saving themselves for the URC final ??