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World Mental Health Day 2023 View Comment
  • @fifilamour
  • November 4, 2025

Stumbled across this which reminded me that on the morning of the day he was due to carry the Olympic flame through Toulouse, Maxou reached out to message me back. And today, I can smile remembering this...

Pick of the week so far: He opened with, “I searched for older ladies and found this site lol. Are you into younger guys?” Me: “I’m into men, not boys doing market research.” Him:“Yes you’re right. May I see more of you?” Me: “Class dismissed.” Him: “OK.” At least he folded with grace.

Another day, another guy trying to explain himself: "I have needs but I prefer keeping the same one as the connection is better" (However earlier he said he had 2 this year) "I don't do it only for my needs, I'm attracted to them and want them to feel good. I...

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How to Deal with Cheap Lines View Comment
  • @fifilamour
  • September 23, 2025

Today's giggle from that platform: PM from someone with a profile called "nakedhandyman" trying to be charming. me: How lucky do you get with that profile name ? him: pretty lucky me: ah good, so you clearly don't need any attention from me then him: Your attention is always needed. You are Fifi! And that...

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How to Deal with Cheap Lines View Comment
  • @fifilamour
  • September 22, 2025

his reply today: My point was that you have from what I can tell superb lips My response: Noted. Compliment received-TY. The rest felt unnecessary and patronising Hopefully this will put an end to this by suggesting I could “do well in a kissing booth” and framing it as some sort of earning...

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